If you already know about me, why are you reading this?

Quick Random Stats:

Name: Jennifer "Jenni" Jean

Birthday: January 28... it's the age of Aquarius baby!

Location: Ellenton/Palmetto/Bradenton, Fl, the number of mobile homes outnumbers the population under 50

Dating Status: SiNgLe!!! Woo woo!

Height: 5'6''

Weight: 140 or so, changes daily

Eye Color: changes with my moods, but it's usually hazel

Hair Color: also changes with my moods, but I'm being "conservative" right now and it is currently brown

2. Whiney people and people who complain about every single little fricking thing. Like I really care? The ozone layer is depleting rapidly, so please save oxygen, do the rest of us a favor, and SHUT UP!

3. Stalkers and stalker type people. I get that you like me, that you think I'm cool, and you think I'm sexy, but when I say no, that means no. That does not mean call me crying all the time about how much you miss me and following me around places and touching me randomly and plotting to kill my boyfriend and showing me the dead fish in your backpack. Just go away!

4. Liars and cheats. Why would you lie to me? Do I lie to you? No, I didn't think so, and don't accuse me of lying/cheating on you when you know very darn well that the only reason you are accusing me is because you are guilty yourself. And why are you doing my best friend/worst enemy? Am I not good enough for you? No, wait, I am too good for you and you finally realized it so you go find someone on your own level. Karma is a bitch.

5. Evangelists/Jehovah's Witnesses. Do you really have to knock on my door at 6 a.m. to tell me about God? I already know thank you, I was brought up in a very religious family and I hear about it all the time. Why don't I go to church? First off, I am NOT CHRISTIAN! I am pagan, I do not go to church and I do not believe in your God, sorry, but that's how it is. Second, I have better things to do with my Sunday morning, like sleep, for instance. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Christians or the Catholics or any of those religions more than anyone else, I do not discriminate, I hate everyone.

6. President Bush. There is no reason whatsoever for U.S. Troops to be in Iraq right now. We caught Saddam and established a new democracy in Iraq, not that I'm all too sure that they weren't happy just the way they were. Bush just wants to stay there and monopolize even more oil than the Bush family already does and make it so that we have to pay + per gallon. Our economy is crap, thank you Mr. President! Vote Nader!

7. Old people. This is not to say that all old people are bad, but quite a few of them get on my nerves. I do not care if I appear strange or awkward to you, or act in strange or awkward ways, and listen to "satan's music", GET OVER IT! The Depression is over and you're living off of Social Security that won't be there by the time I get to retire, so enjoy it, and let me live my life without your criticism. Maybe if I'm lucky, I won't live to need Social Security.

8. Dress Codes. Work and school, I must have my shirt tucked in at all times or I will get written up. How does having my shirt tucked in have anything at all to do with my education? Doesn't it hinder me more to have you bust me in the hallway on the way to class and send me to the office for that period than it does to let me have my shirt untucked? I understand your need for a power/ego trip, but aren't there enough rules already?

9. Dirty people. When was the last time you took a shower? I can smell you through my computer screen! Shower at least every 2 days and brush your teeth at least once a day. If you cannot afford to do this, I will buy you the things necessary so that you do not kill the flies with your foul stench. If I buy them and you leave them sitting for 6 months without touching them, I will be angry and take you out front and wash you with the water hose and a bottle of flea shampoo. I'm sorry, but all of your friends must die in order for you to make any of the human kind. And do not try to cut your own hair, or I will be forced to correct it with the doggy clippers. Please shave occasionally, I guarantee that your girl/guy does not enjoy being rubbed raw by that sandpaper you call skin.

10. Artists with no talent. How did you make it this far in the industry, a dying zebra has more vocal talent than you do! Oh wait, I know, you stole the look of someone who actually had talent so that you would look "cool" and then you screwed everyone on the way to the top. People like you make it so that artists with real talent never have a chance because they aren't "hot" or "cool" enough to sell. And do you know why? Because people would rather look at a FAKE, slutty girl in a red vinyl jumpsuit and heels than listen to REAL music. Just because you are mostly naked on your album cover and in all of your videos doesn't make you talented, it makes you cheap. Please put some clothes on, my virgin eyes can't take it! Most of the people that buy your albums are either guys that take the cover into the bathroom and take care of business or 11 year old girls who want to be like you because they think that if they act like sluts too then they will be popular. People with actual talent never seem to sell records. God Bless America.

11. Girls. I am a girl, so I don't hate myself, and I do not discriminate in my hate, I just hate some more than others. Holly is fine, Rachel is great, and there are a few others, but the rest of you just need to stay away from me. Why are you constantly staring whoever I'm with down? Yes, I realize that he is damn sexy, but are you so low that you can't find your own guy and must try to get mine? The one thing I hate more than anything is when girls try to be your friend just so they can steal your man. Or even when they randomly show up at your man's house in the middle of the night, and call incessantly. Girls who have serious mental problems and decide that it would be a smart idea to key my car... do yourself a favor and commit yourself, the rest of the world does not like you and does not want to deal with you. The ONLY person who likes you is the person that you chose over me. Haha, I laugh in your general direction, you will understand one day why I let you have him and understand the error in your ways. Your unhappiness is your own doing, not mine. Do you girls have a life or not? Go play with your Barbie dolls and leave me alone.

12. Overprotective parents. Yes, I understand that you remember changing my diapers all those years ago, but I am for the most part grown up now, the overprotectiveness needs to stop! I can understand a 9 P.M. phone curfew for a 12 year old, but now, it's just pointless. And I am too old to have a bedtime! I will sleep whenever I darn well feel like it. Making me go to bed before I am tired serves no purpose, I will be awake just as long, possibly longer, just in a different place. It is reasonable that someone my age will go out and have fun once in a while. Work, school, and home should not be the only places I spend my time. Thank you.

2. People that actually care about other people. Though rare, this actually happens once in a while, so appreciate it.

3. Chocolate. Every woman loves chocolate. If you do something wrong, buy chocolate. Flowers don't hurt either.

4. Teddybears. It's always nice to have something to cuddle up to at night so you don't feel so alone. Human teddybears are best, but the stuffed kind work almost as good.

5. Disney Movies. I love the Little Mermaid, and if you don't like it, well, go somewhere very hot, and I do not mean Florida! Yes, I cried when Mufasa died in the Lion King and yes, I cried almost throughout all of Balto, but did I cry during Titanic? No. And why? I always cry when animals die, but a lot of people don't deserve a single tear... i.e. Leonardo DiCaprio.

6. Furry animals. The only thing near the sensation of cuddling up to a nice, warm person, is cuddling up to a nice, warm, soft, furry animal. Animals that bite are not appreciated. I do not taste good, do not bite me.

7. Music. I LOVE a lot of different styles of music, which doesn't make me a poseur, regardless of what you people might think. Top List of Favorite Artists: The White Stripes, Journey, The Eagles, Linkin Park, Chingy, Fuel, Sarah McLaughlan, The Goo Goo Dolls, Savage Garden, Aerosmith, Eminem, Styx, Shania Twain, Switchfoot, TrapT, KoRn, 3 Days Grace, Master P, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Hendrix, Smile Empty Soul, and various others that it would take forever to name.