So... you have come to my website. WHY?!?! Well, since you're already here, I might as well make this interesting. If you get bored, click the "X" at the far right of your screen, because I don't really care.

What is "mystery meat" really made of? If you have the answer to this, please email it to me, even though I probably don't want to know.

Things that happen when you have too much free time and a digital camera...

UpCoMiNg CoNcErTs Of InTeReSt

Nothing as of yet, but if I find anything I will keep you posted.

See... my own cat doesn't even like me!